Monday, May 24, 2010

English PoP - All time favourites..!!

Guys, I am trying to give my best to provide you people a single window of access to download some good songs I know. Thanks to the sites where I've got these links. PoP Music - Popular Music

Note: Left click or (Right click, "Save Target As" Some browsers - "Save Link As"). Also , I will try to keep posting the famous ones whenever I find time.


Artist: Sugarbabes



1.
Song : Sugarbabes - Overload.
URL: Sugarbabes - Overload

2.
Song : Sugarbabes - Push the Button.
URL: Sugarbabes - Push the Button

3.
Song : Sugarbabes - Freak Like me.
URL: Freak Like me - Sugarbabes

4.
Song : Sugarbabes - Wear my Kiss.
URL: Sugarbabes - Wear My Kiss

5.
Song : Sugarbabes - Too lost in You.
URL: Sugarbabes - Too lost in you



Artist: Beyonce knowles






1.
Song : Beyonce knowles - Halo (I Am...Sasha Fierce)
URL: Beyonce knowles - Halo

2.
Song : Beyonce knowles - Single Ladies (I Am...Sasha Fierce)
URL: Beyonce knowles - Single Ladies

3.
Song : Beyonce knowles - Sweet Dreams (I Am...Sasha Fierce)
URL: Beyonce knowles - Sweet Dreams

4.
Song : Beyonce knowles - If I were a boy (I Am...Sasha Fierce)
URL: Beyonce knowles - If I were a boy

5.
Song : Beyonce knowles - Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it).(I Am...Sasha Fierce)
URL: Beyonce knowles - Single Ladies (2)

6.
Song : Beyonce knowles -Ego (I Am...Sasha Fierce)
URL: Beyonce knowles - Ego

7.
Song : Beyonce knowles - Check On it
URL: Beyonce knowles - Check On it

8.
Song : Beyonce knowles - Work it out
URL: Beyonce knowles - Work it out

9.
Song : Beyonce knowles - Naughty Girl
URL: Beyonce knowles - Naughty Girl

10.
Song : Beyonce knowles - Ring the Alarm
URL: Beyonce knowles - Ring the Alarm



Artist: Rihanna


1.
Song : Rihanna - Umbrella (Under my umbrella).
URL: Rihanna - Umbrella (Under my umbrella).

2.
Song : Rihanna - Unfaithful.
URL: Rihanna - Unfaithful

3.
Song : Rihanna -Kisses wont lie.
URL: Rihanna -Kisses wont lie

4.
Song : Rihanna -Pon da Reply.
URL: Rihanna -Pon da Reply.

5.
Song : Rihanna - SOS.
URL: Rihanna -SOS

6.
Song : Rihanna - Shut up and Drive.
URL: Rihanna - Shut up and Drive

7.
Song : Rihanna - Please don't stop the Music.
URL: Rihanna - Please don't stop the Music

8.
Song : Rihanna - Selfish girl.
URL: Rihanna - Selfish girl

9.
Song : Rihanna - A Million Miles Away.
URL: Rihanna - A Million Miles Away.

10.
Song : Rihanna - Tip on Toe.
URL: Rihanna - Tip on Toe.

Artist: Hannah Montana


1.
Song : Hannah Montana - Its right here.
URL: Hannah Montana - Its right here.

2.
Song : Hannah Montana - Could be the One.
URL: Hannah Montana - Could be the One.

3.
Song : Hannah Montana - Super Girl.
URL: Hannah Montana - Super Girl.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Salute to Ratan Tata..!!

Ratan Tata is the chairman of Indian Hotels who own the Taj Mahal Hotel Mumbai, which was the target of the terrorists on 26/11/08.
Hotel President a 5 star property also belongs to Indian Hotels.


The following is really touching.


1. All category of employees including those who had completed even 1 day as casuals were treated on duty during the time the hotel was closed.

2. Relief and assistance to all those who were injured and killed.

3. The relief and assistance was extended to all those who died at the railway station, surroundings including the “Pav- Bha ji” vendor and the pan shop owners.

4. During the time the hotel was closed, the salaries were sent by money order.

5. A psychiatric cell was established in collaboration with Tata Institute of Social Sciences to counsel those who needed such help.

6. The thoughts and anxieties going on people’s mind was constantly tracked and where needed psychological help provided.

7. Employee outreach centers were opened where all help, food, water, sanitation, first aid and counseling was provided. 1600 employees were covered by this facility.

8. Every employee was assigned to one mentor and it was that person’s responsibility to act as a “single window” clearance for any help that the person required.

9. Ratan Tata personally visited the families of all the 80 employees who in some manner – either through injury or getting killed – were affected.

10. The dependents of the employees were flown from outside Mumbai to Mumbai and taken care off in terms of ensuring mental assurance and peace. They were all accommodated in Hotel President for 3 weeks.

11. Ratan Tata himself asked the families and dependents – as to what they wanted him to do.

12. In a record time of 20 days, a new trust was created by the Tatas for the purpose of relief of employees.

13. What is unique is that even the other people, the railway employees, the police staff, the pedestrians who had nothing to do with Tatas were covered by compensation. Each one of them was provided subsistence allowance of Rs. 10K per month for all these people for 6 months.

14. A 4 year old granddaughter of a vendor got 4 bullets in her and only one was removed in the Government hospital. She was taken to Bombay hospital and several lacs were spent by the Tatas on her to fully recover her.

15. New hand carts were provided to several vendors who lost their carts.

16. Tata will take responsibility of life education of 46 children of the victims of the terror.

17. This was the most trying period in the life of the organisation. Senior managers including Ratan Tata were visiting funeral to funeral over the 3 days that were most horrible.

18. The settlement for every deceased member ranged from Rs. 36 to 85 lacs [One lakh rupees tranlates to approx 2200 US $ ] in addition to the following benefits:
a. Full last salary for life for the family and dependents;
b. Complete responsibility of education of children and dependents – anywhere in the world.
c. Full Medical facility for the whole family and dependents for rest of their life.
d. All loans and advances were waived off – irrespective of the amount.
e. Counselor for life for each person


B. Epilogue

1. How was such passion created among the employees? How and why did they behave the way they did?

2. The organisation is clear that it is not something that someone can take credit for. It is not some training and development that created such behaviour. If someone suggests that – everyone laughs

3. It has to do with the DNA of the organisation, with the way Tata culture exists and above all with the situation that prevailed that time. The organization has always been telling that customers and guests are #1 priority

4. The hotel business was started by Jamshedji Tata when he was insulted in one of the British hotels and not allowed to stay there.

5. He created several institutions which later became icons of progress, culture and modernity. IISc is one such institute. He was told by the rulers that time that he can acquire land for IISc to the extent he could fence the same. He could afford fencing only 400 acres.

6. When the HR function hesitatingly made a very rich proposal to Ratan – he said – do you think we are doing enough?

7. The whole approach was that the organisation would spend several hundred crore in re-building the property – why not spend equally on the employees who gave their life?


This is NOT COVERED BY Any NEWS CHANNELS
Like JOKERS RUNNING AAJTAK, ZEE NEWS , IBN These People Busy SHOWING DOGS CATS and Dalits and covers all BULLSHIT .

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Awesome Marketing Funda... Easily explained for common man to understand..!!!

What is Marketing?

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"

3. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?" - That's Brand Recognition"

4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"

5. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I am rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets":

Tintu mon Rocks..!!

Dad to Tintu mon: when I beat you how did you control your anger?
Tintu mon: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Tintu mon: I clean it with your tooth brush.

Tintu Mon 2 God: Plz give me 1 bag full of money, a job and 1 big vehicle full of girls.
God: Bless u!
@@Today Tintu Mon is the bus conductor of a Girls College.@@

Sardar: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Sardar: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Sardar: For sure!
Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog?

Tintumon called FM radio & said "I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur….
Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?
Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him…

Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression. "

Dad," tinumon said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …"
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take home?" tinumon finished.

Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"

prof:chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintumon:BA
prof:For sodium?
Tintumon:NA
prof:wat will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atom of NA combines?
Tintumon: "BANANA" •


PASSIVE VOICE
Teacher: Write the passive voice of " I made a mistake"
Tintumon: " I was made by a mistake"



Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Mera Bharat Mahaan !!!

We live in a nation ,

where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance police,

Where you get car loan @ 5% and education loan @ 12%,

Where rice is Rs 40/- per kg but sim card is free,

Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to any charity,

Where the footwear, we wear ,are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath,

Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous,

Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavours and dish wash liquids with real lemon.

Where people are standing at tea stalls reading an article about child labour from a newspaper and say,"yaar bachhonse kaam karvane wale ko to phansi par chadha dena chahiye" and then they shout "Oye chhotu 2 chaii laa....."

Incredible India

Friday, May 7, 2010

10 most Stupid Questions and Funny Answers :)

Here are the 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations... Many of you might have already experienced few of these situations. Next time someone asks you these questions, you can answer them as given below:

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends...
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Funny Answer: Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Funny Answer: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia. Why don’t you try again?

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Funny Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?
Funny Answer: No, its terrible and made of adulterated stuff. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Funny Answer: Well, you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Funny Answer: No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout... It’s just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry, were you sleeping?
Funny Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping? You dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Funny Answer: No, its autumn and I’m shedding....

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Funny Answer: No it won’t. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.
Funny Answer: Gosh, it’s a miracle. It was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!

Do All know this FACTS !!!!

1 MOPED is the short term for 'Motorized Pedaling'.

2. POP MUSIC is 'Popular Music' shortened.

3. BUS is the short term for 'Omnibus' that means everybody.

4. FORTNIGHT comes from 'Fourteen Nights' (Two Weeks).

5. DRAWING ROOM was actually a 'withdrawing room' where people withdrew after Dinner. Later the prefix 'with' was dropped..

6. NEWS refers to information from Four directions N, E, W and S..

7. AG-MARK, which some products bear, stems from 'Agricultural Marketing'.

8. JOURNAL is a diary that tells about 'Journey for a day' during each Day's business.

9. QUEUE comes from 'Queen's Quest'. Long back a long row of people as waiting to see the Queen. Someone made the comment Queen's Quest..

10. TIPS come from 'To Insure Prompt Service'. In olden days to get Prompt service from servants in an inn, travelers used to drop coins in a Box on which was written 'To Insure Prompt Service'. This gave rise to the custom of Tips.

11. JEEP is a vehicle with unique Gear system. It was invented during World War II (1939-1945). It was named 'General Purpose Vehicle (GP)'.GP was changed into JEEP later.

12. Coca-Cola was originally green.

13. The most common name in the world is Mohammed..

14. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

15. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

16. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard.

17. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

18. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

19. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

20.. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

21. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

22. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

23. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.
>> Spades - King David
>> Clubs - Alexander the Great
>> Hearts - Charlemagne
>> Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

24. Horse Statue in a Park?
>> If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
>> If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle
>> If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

25. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? Ans. - All invented by women.

26. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

27. A snail can sleep for three years.

28. All polar bears are left handed.

29. Butterflies taste with their feet.

30. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

31. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

32. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

33. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

34. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

35. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

36. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

37. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

38. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

39. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

40. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

41. The cigarette lighter was invented before the matchbox.

42. Most lipstick contains fish scales. So Gals... You sure you are a Vegiterien.

P.S. ? almost 99% of the ppl try out or think about trying out pt 19, on reading this. :P ?

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Rajini Vs Amitabh Bachan

Rajnikant was bragging to Amitabh Bachan one day, "You know, I knoweveryone Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.Tired of his boasting, Amitabh Bachan called his bluff, "OK, Rajini howabout Tom Cruise?""Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said.So Rajini and Amitabh Bachan fly out to Hollywood and knock on TomCruise'sdoor,and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts :---
"Thalaiva! Great to see you! Youand your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"..Although impressed, Amitabh Bachan is still skeptical.After they leaveCruise's house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini knowing Cruise wasjust lucky."No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says."President Obama???", Amitabh Bachan quickly retorts.."Yes", Rajini says, "I know him"....And off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Rajini on the tour andmotions him, saying, "!!!Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up".Well, Amitabh Bachan is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope????????" Amitabh Bachan replies..."Sure!" says Rajini, "My folks are from Italy and I've known the Pope a long time".Rajini and Amitabh Bachan are assembled with the masses in VaticanSquare when Rajini says, "This will never work...I cant catch the Pope's eye among all these people.Tell you what,I know all the guards...so let me just go upstairs and i'll come out on the balcony with the Pope.."he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican .. Sureenough,half an hour later,Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony.But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Amitabh Bachan has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to Amitabh Bachan's side, Rajini asks him, "What happened?" Amitabh Bachan looks up and says, "I was doing fine until u and the pope came out on the balcony and the guy next to me asked..
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Monday, May 3, 2010

Tamil - Know the Sixteen boons!!

எல்லோரும் சொல்லுவாங்க பதினாறும் பெற்று பெரு வாழ்வு வாழ வேண்டும் என்று .. அந்த பதினாறு இதுதான்


துதிவாணி வீரம் விசயம்சந்தானம் துணிவுதனம்
மதிதானியம் சௌபாக்கியம் போகம் - அறி(வு)அழகு
புதிதாம் பெருமை அறம்குலம்நோவகல் பூண்வயது
பதினாறுபேறும் தருவாய்மதுரைப் பராபரனே


thudhi vaaNi viiram visayam sandhaanam thuNivu dhanam madhi dhaaniyam saubaaggiyam bOgam - aRivu alzhagu pudhidhaam perumai aRam kulam nOvagal pUN vayadhu padhinaaRu pERum tharuvaay Madhuraip ParaaparanE!

thudhi = fame
vaaNi = education
viiram = courage
visayam = success
sandhaanam = progeny
thuNivu = daring
dhanam = finance
madhidhaaniyam = valued grain(abundance of food)
saubaaggiyam = well-being
bOgam = enjoyment of pleasures
aRivu = wisdom
alzhagu = beauty
pudhidhaam perumai = unending honours
aRam = philanthropy
kulam = birth
nOvagal pUN vayadhu = healthy long life

Bless me with all these sixteen boons, O Supermost of
the Supreme, Lord of Madhurai!

English can be fun!!!!!!!

Spotted in a toilet of a London office: *
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. *

In a London Laundromat: *
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT*

Outside a London second-hand shop: *
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? *

Spotted in a safari park: *
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR *

Seen during a London conference: *
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR*

Notice in a field: *
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES*

On a repair shop door: *
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) *


People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world :

At a Budapest zoo: *
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.*

Doctors office, Rome : *
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES*.

Hotel, Acapulco : *
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE. *

In a Nairobi restaurant: *
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE MANAGER*.

In a City restaurant: *
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO*.

In a Calcutta Coffee House:*
PEOPLE DISCARDING CIGARETTE STUBS IN CUPS WILL BE SERVED COFFEE IN ASH TRAYS*