From,
Naan dhan,
Un dept dhan,
Un college dhan,
Un city dhan.
To,
Unaku dhan,
Indha dept dhan,
Indha college dhan,
Indha city dhan.
Respected Sir,
Enna panna mudiyumo paniko, naan iniku varamaaten.
Thank you.
Yours sincerely,
Nan dhan.
Date : iniku dhan
Place: indha oor dhan
Naan dhan,
Un dept dhan,
Un college dhan,
Un city dhan.
To,
Unaku dhan,
Indha dept dhan,
Indha college dhan,
Indha city dhan.
Respected Sir,
Enna panna mudiyumo paniko, naan iniku varamaaten.
Thank you.
Yours sincerely,
Nan dhan.
Date : iniku dhan
Place: indha oor dhan
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Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?"
Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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2) Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am still
getting the same error message."
Tech Support : "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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3)Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done."
Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'."
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Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer : "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."
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ReplyDelete4).Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)
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5). Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,
can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Tech support : ??????
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6) Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer : "A white one."
Tech support : ?????
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7). Tech Support : "What operating system are you running?"
Customer : "Pentium."
Tech support : ??????
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8).Cus tomer : "I have Microsoft Exploder."
Tech Support : ??????
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9). Customer : "How do I print my voicemail?"
Tech support : ??????
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print document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support : "What does it say?"
Customer : "Something about an error and non-system disk."
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Tech support : ?????
#Flash: Home Ministry has issued advisory for all people named Laxman against traveling to Australia
ReplyDelete#I wont be surprised if Laxman is made honorary Australian citizen: better to have him on your side than a constant thorn in the flash...
#I hereby declare that I am starting proceedings to find LaxmanJanmabhoomi so we can build a Laxman temple.
#Last week belonged to Ram. This week belongs to Laxman
#Lets demolish the hospital where Laxman was born n build a bhavya Laxman mandir!
#Aussies will have answer for everyone but for vvs laxman(very very special) they crumble and cry like a child .
#Sydney se 50-50 kos door gaon me jab koi cricketer rota hai..toh uski maa kehti hai beta chup hoja nahi toh laxman aa jaega
#Dear Kalmadi, if u have an extra gold medal pls give it to VVS Laxman, he deserves!! And a Silver to Ishant & a Bronze to Raina for running
#Gandhiji's last words were - 'Hey Ram', Ponting's last words would be 'Hey Laxman'
#The day VVS LAXMAN retires from Test cricket, it will be a National holiday in Australia