A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus. When
she noticed a young man smiling at her, she began feeling humiliated on
account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more
amused. She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more, she filed
a court case on him.
In the court the man's defense was: When the lady boarded the bus I
couldn't help noticing she was pregnant.
She sat under an advertisement, which read 'Coming Soon - The unknown
boon'...
I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving cream
advertisement, which read:
'William's stick did the trick'.
Then I could not control myself any longer, when on the third move she
sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have
prevented this accident'...
The case was dismissed. The judge fell off his chair laughing..!
The Next one is too good.. :)
Oh !!!!!! Women !!!!!
Yesterday I was having some work done at the Maruti dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.
We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is..........
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Women ? The mechanic fainted!!
Have FUN :)
