If..
If..
If..
If..
The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study!
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The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence And
The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts
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WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?
" W "!!
B'COZ ALL WORIES START WITH "W"
WHO?
WHY?
WHAT?
WHEN?
WHICH?
WHOM?
WHERE?
WAR!
AND FINALLY
WIFE....!
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Moral of the movie ROBOT-
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A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines-!:-o ;-)
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newton's law:
lecturing is d phenomenon of transferin the info 4m d notes of lecture to
the students notes without passing throu'd brain of either
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Gals Language:
Stupid(U r Smart)
Idiot(U r Cute)
Shut up(I Luv u)
I'll kill u(I'll die 4 u)
GN(All slept u can cal me nw)
Fwd 2 gals to laugh & boys 2 undrstnd
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When Alchohol is consumed,
Whatever is in the mind comes out...
So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.
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You know a
Crazy fact of todays generation
:Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!
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what is swarg?
american salary,
british house,
chinese food,
indian wife,
what is narak?
american wife,
british food,
chinese house,
indian salary
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A Sign At A Petrol pump ...
"Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... Your Life May Be Worthless,
But Petrol Certainly Isn't...!"
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If u r with 1 girl its Anand...
If u r with 2 girls its Mahanand...
If u r with 3 girls its Parmanand but
If u r with many girls then u must b Swami Nityanand.
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When u read a love message,
U never think of the person who sent u the sms..
But u think of the person whom u love the most!!
STRANGE..
sala kharcha kiska
or
Charcha kiska!
