What is Marketing?
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"
3. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?" - That's Brand Recognition"
4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"
5. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I am rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets":
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Mapla serious a verithanam da,
ReplyDeleteEven i ma MBA class - no one taught me lik this..
Hats off to Siva...he he he ..
BALAJI