10 most Stupid Questions and Funny Answers :)

Here are the 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations... Many of you might have already experienced few of these situations. Next time someone asks you these questions, you can answer them as given below:

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends...
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Funny Answer: Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Funny Answer: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia. Why don’t you try again?

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Funny Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?
Funny Answer: No, its terrible and made of adulterated stuff. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Funny Answer: Well, you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Funny Answer: No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout... It’s just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry, were you sleeping?
Funny Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping? You dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Funny Answer: No, its autumn and I’m shedding....

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Funny Answer: No it won’t. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.
Funny Answer: Gosh, it’s a miracle. It was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!