If..
If..
If..
If..
The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study!
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The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence And
The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts
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WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?
" W "!!
B'COZ ALL WORIES START WITH "W"
WHO?
WHY?
WHAT?
WHEN?
WHICH?
WHOM?
WHERE?
WAR!
AND FINALLY
WIFE....!
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Moral of the movie ROBOT-
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A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines-!:-o ;-)
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newton's law:
lecturing is d phenomenon of transferin the info 4m d notes of lecture to
the students notes without passing throu'd brain of either
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Gals Language:
Stupid(U r Smart)
Idiot(U r Cute)
Shut up(I Luv u)
I'll kill u(I'll die 4 u)
GN(All slept u can cal me nw)
Fwd 2 gals to laugh & boys 2 undrstnd
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When Alchohol is consumed,
Whatever is in the mind comes out...
So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.
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You know a
Crazy fact of todays generation
:Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!
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what is swarg?
american salary,
british house,
chinese food,
indian wife,
what is narak?
american wife,
british food,
chinese house,
indian salary
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A Sign At A Petrol pump ...
"Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... Your Life May Be Worthless,
But Petrol Certainly Isn't...!"
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If u r with 1 girl its Anand...
If u r with 2 girls its Mahanand...
If u r with 3 girls its Parmanand but
If u r with many girls then u must b Swami Nityanand.
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When u read a love message,
U never think of the person who sent u the sms..
But u think of the person whom u love the most!!
STRANGE..
sala kharcha kiska
or
Charcha kiska!
Real Facts :
ReplyDelete1 stone is enough to break a glass.
1 sentence is enough to break a heart.
1 sec is enough to fall in love.
But y d hell 1chapter is not enough to pass in exam...???
2.
A boy's eye is
Faster than Google in searching a
Beautiful girl in crowd...
:
But
...:
A boy's heart is slower than
Governments bus while
Proposing a Girl whom he truly
Loves.
3.
"COLLEGE n SCHOOL are d nickname of HEAVEN"
Hmmm.....
Dats y it is said dat
"COUPLS r made in HEAVEN.
4.
My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler & said:
"At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot" I still don't get why I got rusticated.
I only asked him, "Which End Sir?"
5.
Professor: What's attention deficit hyperactive disorder?
Student: jimbalakadi bamba.
Professor: Sorry, I don't undrstnd what u said?
Student: Same here sir!
6.
Father to son: why don't u just go and study?
Son: what for?
Father: U'll get good marks...
Son: then?
Father: U'll get good job.
......Son: then?
Father: U'll have big house, new car.
Son: so what after that?
Father: after that U'll relax.
Son: so what do u think I m doing right now???
7.
Announcement in University:
"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them"
Another announcement after 20 minutes:
"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes"
8.
Ugly Truth:
In Bed,
It's 6AM,
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
...& it's 7:45
But in Office,
It's 9:30am
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
& It's Still 9:31
Equation 1
ReplyDeleteHuman = eat + sleep+ work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep+ earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
Equation 3
Woman= eat + sleep+ spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 andEquation 3
Man who doesn't earnmoney = Woman who doesn't spend
So Man earns moneynot to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spendsnot to let the man become a donkey!
So, we have:
Man + Woman = Donkey+ earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeysthat live happily together!
"I hit him in the eye yesterday."
ReplyDeleteThe word is "ONLY".
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=> ONLY I hit him in the eye yesterday. (No one else did.)
=> I ONLY hit him in the eye yesterday. (Did not slap him.)
=> I hit ONLY him in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit others.)
=> I hit him ONLY in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit outside the eye.)
=> I hit him in ONLY the eye yesterday. (Not other organs.)
=> I hit him in the ONLY eye yesterday. (He doesn't have another eye.)
=> I hit him in the eye ONLY yesterday. (Not today.)
=> I hit him in the eye yesterday ONLY . (Did not wait for today.)